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That’s right, folks. We’re very excited to announce that Guernsey has created our very first tattoo ink line! From black tattoo ink, the oh-so-trendy white tattoo ink, and all-the-colors-of-the-rainbow tattoo ink, we’re launching them all. Are you wondering how we came up with this brilliant idea? First, let’s look at some tattoo facts.
Tattooing has been around since ancient times and has evolved greatly over the decades. If you believe tattoos are only for rebels and artists, think again. In fact, in the Indian and Palestinian culture temporary tattoos, commonly known as mehndi (or henna), are used in all types of celebrations such as weddings, births and religious holidays. According to StatisticBrain.com, 14 percent of Americans of all ages have at least one tattoo and 36 percent of U.S. adults between the ages of 18-25 have at least one tattoo. However, the most important statistic of all is that almost 30 percent of people with tattoos said tattoos make them feel more rebellious and attractive.
Here at Guernsey, we’re all about being a little rebellious, being the most attractive, and we’re definitely up for a celebration. Pretty cool, right? So, of course, we just had to make a tattoo ink line for ourselves.
We’re all about embracing our differences here at Guernsey. So, from your prize-winning orchids to your thumbtack collection to that crazy unicorn tattoo you got last weekend, we love it. You do you, we’ll fuel you up with coffee, and everyone goes home happy. So, horticulturalist, collector, and baller unicorn tattoo bearer, we welcome you all. Be free!
Now, from April 1st, 2018 through April 6th, 2018, we’re giving away a free tattoo ink bottle when you purchase $100 or more in computer ink! Considering that creating the tattoo ink line cost us a fortune, this is a pretty sweet deal.
Also, make sure to enter our contest to win a free tattoo one-hour session with Guernsey’s very own tattoo resident, Gary the Guernsey! He has been tirelessly training with a professional tattoo artist for a month now as we were getting ready for this exciting announcement. He specializes in new school style unicorn tattoos—so lovers of bright colors, step right up!
We’re just joking! We got you pretty good, didn’t we? Whether you’re relieved to find out that we were just kidding the entire time or you’re disappointed that you can’t win a free unicorn tattoo, no worries. We’ve still got great deals on regular printer ink to print sweet unicorn pictures in every color of the rainbow.
We have a real pop up shop with printer ink and other cool stuff from our breakroom/kitchen, janitorial and facilities and furniture lines running from March 30, 2018 through April 2, 2018. Don’t forget to check it out by clicking the link below! Happy April Fools again from all of us at Guernsey! Prank on, friends.